132. Small Soldiers (1998) 

Hello Excellent Sentient Toys! 

Fall in! This week, we’re talking about one of Allison’s banned childhood films, 1998’s Small Soldiers! In this movie about sentient toys, we discuss how there are no “educational action figures”, play Peter Lorre’s Monster Math, and ask: How regularly do you use the Pythagorean theorem? PLUS: Potentially the most despicable ADR joke in film history? Get small, muchachos, and pack your spare AAA batteries, it’s Small Soldiers!

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