Welcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
In this special edition of Can't Care we're saying NO to a few choice movie trailers.
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Jaime Davis, The Fixer
Brad and Angelina...Bangelina...Brange...Brangelina...Jolie-Pitt...J-Pitt...Mr. & Mrs. Smith...blah blah blabbity blah...
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Uh this literally looks like a picture of the Godzilla toy I had when I was six. In fact when I first saw this online I had a borderline dissociative episode and thought someone had photoshopped my toy onto some terrified people running across the lawn of the Others City from season three of LOST. What?
Read MoreWelcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
In this special edition of Can't Care we're saying NO to a few choice movie trailers.
Read MoreWelcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Know what I can't fucking care about I'll tell you I can't fucking care about these fucker movie websites and critics who can't even be bothered to get the simplest of hecking facts checked like this week some dork on a shitty website made an offhand comment about how POWDER was directed by Tim Burton which it fucking WASN'T
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Lions and witches and wardrobes, oh shit! They're bringing back that Narnia hit!
These weak-as-hell movies that made tons of money
But I'm here to report that I can't care, honey.
Welcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
Francis Friel, The Projectionist
I hope everyone is sitting down. I have some bad news. In fact, it's terrible news. Tragic. 2016 has already been a rough year. We lost Bowie, Prince, Rickman, Cranston, Morrissey, and now we're getting the news that I think is gonna rock Hollywood to the core. That big ugly sign is gonna come crumbling down the mountain (she'll be crumbling down the mountain when she comes).
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Tom Hiddleston looks like a big British foot and has the eyes of a serial killer and I therefore can't care about his dumb SKULL ISLAND movie.
He's boring when he's doing gymnastics through a kaleidoscope in HIGH-RISE FULL OF DORKS, he's dumb as a lanky whiny vampire in ONLY DORKS LEFT ALIVE, he's British as that guy with the giant bug costume in THOR: THE DORK WORLD...now he's gonna fight King Kong. Or catch him. Or train him. Or sic him on an island full of skulls. Who cares? Who even CAN care? Not me.
Welcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Well-met, friends. Wanna know what I can't care about?
Darth Vader. In any flavor.
Directed by Sydney Pollack (1969)
by Francis Friel,
The Projectionist at Moviejawn
From the time we're born we are told we can be something, or somebody, or we can win the grand prize. As long as we fill everything out correctly, show up on time, follow the rules, find a suitable (to everyone else) partner for ourselves, and Just Keep Moving, we'll somehow, someday be the Big Winner.
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Hello again and welcome back to Mel Gibson, Hollywood Maverick, Continues To Divebomb Into Cinema Obscurity, A Free-Flowing Adventure of Eternal Recurrence.
Read MoreWelcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
Francis Friel, The Projectionist
I always wanted to be a part of something. Like a social group or a community. Or a club. Or a GANG.
Starting Moviejawn last year felt like I finally belonged to something. And getting the Inner Circle onboard quickly solidified my dreams. And now that we are the World-Dominating Super Power that we are it is time to come clean and completely undo all of that goodwill.
Welcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Okay. Deep breath.. Everybody with me?
Okay. Alright.
Fuck Star Trek. Star Trek is fucking dumb.
It's the 50th anniversary of this goddam thing. Fifty years of this. Of starfleets and prime directives and time-travelling franchises that bob and weave in and out of each other and and and...I can't care.
Directed by Ondi Timoner (2004)
by Francis Friel
The Projectionist at Moviejawn
Courtney gets a cellphone commercial. Anton gets a fist to the face from his guitarist. That’s basically DIG! In two sentences. Two talented bands, one led by a love- and rock-worshipping guru, the other led by a guy who wants to be the first guy. They begin as best friends, and end as strangely-codependent rivals. But they’re locked on to each other, for better or worse.
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Friends. Disney made a billion dollars this year. Isn't that great? Aren't you so proud of them? Aren't you so happy that we've successfully evolved past being excited for movies to come out, going to see them, talking about them with our friends, maybe even, if we have such an outlet, writing about them? We don't need that old way of enjoying things anymore! Now we can get excited about when Giant Devil-Worshipping Conglomerates announce how much fuckin' money they made! And how they utterly FUCKED Universal on how fast they were able to do it! Aren't you excited?? Don't you just... CARE??
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
HASBRO. Can't care. That's it for this week. See ya!
I mean, no. I guess I'll get into it. But I am exhausted. Of universes, worlds, builders of worlds, shared properties...I just can't care.
Welcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
Francis Friel, The Projectionist
AMC. You heard about this, right? This Adam Aron fuckin munch gettin' all this attention, threatening to allow cellphone use in his auditoriums. Because he doesn't want "millennials" to stop going to his theatres, which constitute one of the biggest freakin companies on the planet. You're in no danger, idiot. So I can't care.
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Lots of weird news this week. A lot of it some background bullshit about casting rumors, schedules, release dates... and Star Wars. But the thing at the top of my list this week is a piece that we see pop up every six months or so: The Dark Tower. Now, this project has been around for years, most notably as some kind of dumb Frankenstein Ron Howard crap where he wanted to release a movie, then a season of tv, then a movie, etc., etc. Who cares? Anybody? Is this even a story that needs to be told? With Stephen King's page-to-screen track record, I am legit surprised we're still moving forward on this thing in any capacity at all..
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Look. I've lived in North Carolina for a little over two years now. And you know what everybody talks about? Nonstop? How they shoot movies here. And Atlanta. Place is fucking crawling with film crews. It's a huge deal. So I gotta say I can't care that Fox and Turner are threatening to pull their productions from the state in reaction to the bizarre anti-LGBT legislation that was recently passed by the governor, Giant Fuckface McCrory. They're "threatening," huh? How nice of you, Hollywood. Thanks. When do you plan to actually put this threat into motion? Certainly you're not halting production on anything. In fact it was made clear that Turner is continuing to shoot whatever their dumb crap is (a tv show called Good Behavior) and won't even start looking for a new home for the show until the full season is wrapped. Guys. These studios are full of shit. They shoot here because it is CHEAP AS FUCK. They will make headlines. They will appear to be on the side of the LGBT community and supporters. But they are a business. One of the biggest businesses in the world. And they are not going to give up the outrageous tax breaks and diverse locations just to be nice to their employees. Hollywood's taking a stand? Threatening a boycott? I doubt it. Sincerely. Prove me wrong, Clowns. PLEASE.
Read MoreDirected by Zack Snyder (2016)
by Francis Friel
The Projectionist at Moviejawn
Zack Snyder has to be absolutely shitting his pants right now. Pacing around his no-doubt gigantic Fortress of Solitude somewhere in the Hollywood Hills, nervously moving his hand over his pants pocket, checking his phone, no vibration, no texts, no calls…“What must Warner Bros. be thinking right now?” Parading Amy Adams out in front of the press to quell the ominous, almost apocalyptic critical response to his latest film. Damage control being rolled out before most people have even had a chance to see this thing the studio is generously, psychotically calling a “movie.” Will Visionary Director Zack Snyder still have a job after Monday morning? He’s going over all the numbers in his head. Rotten Tomatoes currently holding strong at 32%, having dropped steadily by 10% every day for the last three days, again, before the public has seen a single frame of this DC Universe Doomsday Machine. Box Office Mojo projecting a weekend pull of $180million against the film’s purported budget of $410m. Will any of this, could any of this point to a new direction for the Man of Steel and the Caped Crusader? Could they really, after all this, just reboot the whole thing again, Sony Spider-Man-style? Right now, anything seems possible. With Wonder Woman already set to debut in a standalone property just over a year from now, Suicide Squad pumping out one fucking batshit trailer after another, and Affleck threatening his own Bat-film shortly after…where will Snyder fit into all this after opening weekend?
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