Directed by Danny Boyle
Written by Richard Curtis
Starring Himesh Patel, Lily James, and Kate McKinnon
Running time 1 hour 56 minutes
MPAA rating PG-13, for the kids cause Ed Sheeran is in this 🙄

by Jaime Davis, The Fixer

Ed Sheeran. Ed. Sheeran. Sheeeee-rannnn. He’s everywhere. He follows me, I swear it. In approximately 94.32% of the Uber/Lyft rides I took between 2017 and the first half of 2019, I heard at least one Ed Sheeran song. That is actual and it’s factual. Sometimes it’s the “I’m in love with your body” song, or lately it’s been his new kinda sorta reggae jam “When I’m with my baby yeah at the party”. Occasionally it’s that one insufferable slow song that is probably, most likely, the wedding song for 1/3 of all newly married couples everywhere - the one where he says his woman looks perfect tonight. But more often than not it’s that other insufferable slow song that gets me mad aggy - the one that is most definitely the wedding song for the other 2/3 of the newly married population everywhere. The one where he wants you to take him into his loving arms, hold him under the stars, and then kiss his beating heart or whatever. I will do none of those things, Ed Sheeran! And no I’m not going to look up the actual titles to these songs because nah. And to my future Uber/Lyft drivers, the only songs I want to hear in your cars right now are anything Lizzo and “Megatron” by Nicki Minaj. So there.